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So it begins…

20 November Went in to wake up The Monkey this morning and found his teddy bear tied to the bed with black electrical tape and looking very much the worse for wear. The Monkey was still fast asleep with a very satisfied smile on his face. I knew it was a bad idea to let him download 50 Shades of Grey onto his iPad. Cultural references he said… Just wanted to see what all of the fuss was about he said… My arse! ————

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She who is death

21 October Everything is collapsing. The Green and Red Society has imploded, there have been assassinations. There is confusion as to whether it has anything to do with the Illuminati or just a change of management in the form of a Yakuza takeover, but whatever it is has