Me and the monkey


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Me and the Monkey

Diary of events

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Table of Contents

I love the smell of napalm

8 April Hello, this is Tony – the nerd. Here is the update we got texted from the satellite phone earlier. Crazy shit!! Woke up

Snake eaters!

1 April Ohhh, headache… Ended up in the ornamental pool outside the hotel at 3 am. Very surprised we didn’t get arrested. We are now

Euler’s Identity

25 March Did a little better this morning and only set off two flash bangs the whole time we were out – The Monkey says

The Glowing Eyes

18 March The Monkey is so bored! He really can’t wait to go, and the thought of two more weeks is driving him insane. I

Yellow fever

11 March Very messy yesterday. I survived without getting graffiti all over my face, mainly because The Monkey was so busy persecuting the nerds even

Going, going, gone!

25 February Quiet day today. The Monkey has been pacing about with impatience. He wants to go to the auction house, but we have to


18 February We broke into the house at about 2am. I had asked The Monkey about the alarm system but when we got the back