22 July ‘Many high-ranking members of the Nazi regime, including Hitler, but especially Himmler and Hess, held convoluted occult beliefs. Prompted by those beliefs, the

18 July At long last the girls can feel the presence of whatever it is, and it is very close. We are getting tooled up

8 July Into the belly of the beast. In a much calmer swell we clambered up onto the hull of the U-boat and wadded waist

1 July Took the bikes and off-roaded down to the shore of the loch. Bit damp and misty but glorious all the same. We smashed

24 June The Monkey contacted the Monster Highs last night and asked them to come back and help with the latest gateway. They said they

17 June That helped! The Russian tech messed with whatever is being beamed at us and for the first time in a week we all

10 June We were in a bar in town and I got a text message – ‘Leave NOW!’ I quickly showed it to The Monkey and

3 June AA-12s are the fuckin’ bollocks! We set up some chunky wooden targets in the woods and watched them disintegrate. We all had a